Random thoughts ... by Jen Jamo

I bought Daisy a new toy today

~It lasted approximately 2 and 1/2 minutes~
One day I will stop buying her toys
Yes, one day

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A lady asked me to get something down off a shelf for her at the store today

~I am usually the one asking for help~

Although she was only 4'10" so to her I was tall

I have never been tall to anyone before

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Mason came to me this morning and said

~Dad is watching something weird on TV~

I went to see what he was watching.

It was cartoons.

Not much funnier then seeing a grown man

watching Saturday morning cartoons

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A soccer ball is like a giant magnetic orb

~That attracts itty bitty children~

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Bed Bath and Beyond

~Is like the Black Hole~

It just sucks you in and you have to fight to get out

It's just a big expensive black hole

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My niece is obsessed with trees.

~Big Trees~

It's a little strange, but really cute.

She say,"Aunt Jenny look at that tree over there, it's a big tree"

I love how simple life is to children

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My baby boy is growing up

I bought him some proactive today

Is it weird to get sentimental over your child getting pimples?

If so I guess I am weird

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I am addicted to Mango salsa

I wish they sold it by the gallon

Salmon and Mango salsa

Yum!Yum!Yum!

I love it so much it makes me sing when I eat it

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Some people think everything is always about them

They really need to get over themselves

It's not about them

It's about me!!!

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Oprah drives me nuts
Dr. Phil even more

I have never seen an episode of either show

But am bugged by them both

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People have to wait and have a clearance to buy a gun

People have to have a license to drive a car

People should have to have a waiting period before they get a tattoo

and should have to have a license to have children

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I do not understand Facebook

I have an account

I chat with my friends

But I don't get it