The Cougar Happy Meal....

Thanks Christopher Brookes

What's a girl to do???

When I saw the following toys, it made me so blessed to have a BOY.....

No gender neutral colors here and it says right on the box. This job is for GIRLS ONLY!!!

Enough to make any parent proud!!!

So your daughter can learn from an modest role model, one that has style and is interesting.

Really though,

Who the heck buys this stuff???

Please tell me I want to meet them. 

I want to just sit down and have a little chat with them, get to know them 

and possibly .....

SMACK THEM UPSIDE THE HEAD!!!

What to do? What to do ?

 I have to take a potluck dish to a party this weekend and I am trying to decide which one of these beautiful culinary masterpieces to take.......

Corn Dog Casserole- This is the light version sans the processed cheese topping.

Popper Pie-I think I would use black beans instead of re-fried, to give it just a little bit classier touch.

Velveeta Fudge Squares- Yuck...Nuts!!!Why do people always think they have to put nuts in everything ? I definitely would leave out the nuts.

 

I would have never guessed....

Initially I was so excited because I thought I was going to be able to buy this ginormous beef hot dog ,

for only 50 cents.

Wow!!! I could feed the hungry,

Holy crap!!! What a steal, I wonder how they stay in business.

Oh wait.... Not actual size. Darn it!!!

And...why do I care??? 

I don't eat beef nor hotdogs.
So 50 cents or not I wouldn't buy one anyway.

How You Can Spot A Republican: A Joke

Provo Freedom Festival Balloon Fest 2011

No matter what side of the political line you may fall this is just funny.....

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
~Thanks Ted

So fabulous and yet they still don't come in men's sizes....

Why is it that all of the wonderful, flattering fashions we just can't do without aren't available for men? 

You know those fashions that come to us for the low, low price of $39.95

 and if we call now may or may not come with a buy one get one offer or possibly a free t-shirt.

You know what I am talking about things such as the....

These come with this beautiful grey t-shirt.

or the

Shouldn't these come with a free snuggie. Since what girl really wants her bigger butt to show

and what gal could do without one of these.

I know I should start putting my cleavage to use for something.

 I think the puke green with the brown lace is the most flattering.

But I guess I just can't complain when I can go hiking in a pair of these babies.....

I just know my husband and son are going to love when I pull these suckers out on our next hiking trip.

I did however finally come across these and have discovered that they are available in the local Costco.

Dreams do come true.Who needs snow boots?
These babies will slip right on over a pair of Old Navy Flip-Flops.
Frugal and functional in one.

Really, $5.00 ....

"You can't take pictures in here," snapped the frazzled, looking, bakery worker at the local superstore. "Really, why not?" I replied.
"Because, because, because , you just can't!!!"

"Okay. Well you call security and while we are waiting for them you can explain to me why you are selling these and for these prices......."

Introducing ......

Two Taco Bell Cheesy Double Beef Burritos stuffed inside a sausage log wrapped in bacon.

and what does that give you ?

REDNECK SUSHI!!!

Thanks to ~ here dreams become heart attacks

Twilight~How it should have ended......

Define Irony....

I haven't had a laugh like that it a long time....

Never should one ask a question they don't want an answer to. I know people say there are never dumb questions but this is pushing it.

Still laughing...I needed that today.

Thanks ~Morons with Signs

How Fairy Tales Really End....

Snow White

The Little Mermaid

Princess Aurora

Little Red Riding Hood

Belle

Cinderella

Jasmine

Thanks to: SARA from the Daily SHITE this was to funny not to pass on.

Political Spin...

No matter what side of the AISLE you're on

THIS is FUNNY and very telling!

It just all depends on how you look at some things...


Judy Wallman, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California , was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that Congressman Harry Reid's great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and Harry Reid share this common ancestor.The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory:
On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription: 'Remus Reid, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.' So Judy recently e-mailed Congressman Harry Reid for information about their great-great uncle. Believe it or not, Harry Reid's staff sent back the following biographical sketch for her genealogy research: "Remus Reid was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory . His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."

NOW THAT's how it's done, Folks! That's real POLITICAL SPIN

How Dinosaurs became extinct...

The very first senior moment-